Saturday, September 7, 2013

NFL Ephemera

These are some thoughts and predictions regarding the upcoming NFL season. 

            The New Orleans Saints will reach double digit wins. Sean Payton’s return to the sideline will be a marked improvement over last years’ revolving door of head coaches. Plus Payton has had a year off to rest from the day-to-day grind of NFL coaching. Under new defensive coordinator, Rob “Werewolf” Ryan, the Saints defense should improve from its historically bad performance last season.  I don’t think it will be a good defense, but an improvement to below average should be worth a win or two.

            The Pittsburgh Steelers will not make the playoffs. They only scored 336 points last year, finishing 22nd in the league in scoring between Buffalo and Tennessee. Ben Roethlisberger is always hurt, has only two 4,000 yard passing seasons in his career, and his career high in TD passes is 26.The Steelers running back situation is in flux with Le’Veon Bell’s injury. The Bengals and Browns have improved their teams since last season and despite Baltimore’s crushing loss to Denver, the Ravens will contend for a playoff spot.  

            Jacksonville, Tennessee, and Indianapolis will all finish with double digit losses. Jacksonville continues its futile struggle for .500 football. Tennessee will start Jake Locker and Ryan Fitzpatrick at QB, and Indianapolis will regress after last year’s 11-5 season. The Colts were the only team in NFL history to have an 11-5 record, but post a negative point differential (the Colts allowed 387 points, but only scored 357). The AFC South teams also have to play the teams of the NFC West. At best, the Jaguars, Titans, and Colts will beat Arizona, but not Seattle, San Francisco, or even St. Louis.

            Matthew Stafford will throw for 5,000 yards and 30 TDs. He is entering his 5th NFL season, and while he has had significant injury concerns, Stafford has started 31 of 32 games in the past two seasons. He is also only just 25. He is younger than both third year quarterbacks Colin Kaepernick and Andy Dalton. He is also younger than Josh Freeman and Sam Bradford. He throws to the best wide receiver in the game in Calvin Johnson and Reggie Bush will be an improvement at running back.

            Jim Schwartz, Ron Rivera, Mike Munchak, and Rex Ryan all enter this season on the hot seat. Schwartz’s teams are comically undisciplined. Rivera’s in game managing is atrocious. Rex Ryan believes that the only way to coach a team is to make increasingly absurd claims about the greatness of his players and the team. By raising the stakes again and again, Ryan’s proclamations about Super Bowl wins, “incredible off-seasons,” and how pundits “don’t know our team” become more absurd the Jets shuffle mediocre quarterbacks, have no offensive weapons, and struggle to 5 wins. I would bet on Munchak as the first coached fired.  The Titans have bad quarterbacks, a defense that hired Gregg “Blitz, Blitz, and Blitz somemore” Williams to aid the defense, and they haven’t shown any signs of being good for years.

Playoff Picks:

AFC East: New England  
AFC North: Cincinnati
AFC South: Houston
AFC West: Denver
AFC Wildcards: Chiefs, Ravens

NFC East: New York Giants
NFC North: Green Bay
NFC South: New Orleans
NFC West: San Francisco
NFC Wildcards: Seattle, Atlanta


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